Currently Playing United States of Whatever By Liam Lynch see related

- My Unites States Of Whatever-

Claire=dying. yes, I'm pretty sure this is the end for me. Before I go, let me say, sorry Clare, for leaving you all alone with Timmy.

Wait a minute....it seems my freezer has aquired some mint chocolate chip ice cream. And not the horrendous white kind either. The good green kind. I think I'm coming back...yes...yes...I'm going to live! alright. I'm done. Sorry. The flu will do that to ya. Yesterday I was hallucinating that George Bush was a large black woman. Oh well. Still no care packages......

Movie club this week, we're watching Clerks.....if we can find somewhere to watch it. We can't do it Friday afternoon at my moms house and my stepmother is living up to her role as Biggest Ass Fucker In The Universe and wont let me have more then two people over. It's going to be so sweet when I push her in front of a Semi. Right so, if we can do it somewhere else, let me know, and if not, we'll just do it at my house next weekend.

Ciao

*coughs pitifully*

I have the flu. LAMF You know what would be awesome, is if people would come bring me care packages. Not that that would happen or anything, I'm just pretty dilusional right now. I think I spelt that wrong. Oh well.

w00t for third meaningless post today!

My cat is so fat she tried to get up the stairs and she fell backwards becuase her fat couldn't go over the stair.

This is what I made for breakfast this morning:

and my mom says I don't eat right.

ClaresNewSN: your rhymes cant beat mine im just to fine dont tell me to eat a pig you should go do a jig but you cant you ice skate thats your fate your never gonna escape because its just to damn late!

clare's sexy rap, damn that girl is hawt.